Fresh out of Fucks
I'm not a GYNAECOLOGIST, but I know a CUNT when I see one.
Sorry I don't speak Cuntanese
If you don't have anything nice to say, come and sit by me and we can take the PISS OUT OF PEOPLE TOGETHER
I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.
HANGOVERS are temporary, DRUNK STORIES are forever
Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I'm going to piss off today AND I SMILE...
Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine,
I named my penis THE TRUTH because bitches can't handle it
You there Friday! You sexy son of a bitch, welcome back. We have been looking for you since Monday.
You inspire my inner Serial Killer
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Mondays.